WHY EVERY TIME I READ CREEPY PASTA SOME SHIT HAPPEN.
I WAS JUST READIN ABOUT SOME SPIRIT GAMES, STILL DRUNK AND SHIT, AND THEN I GO TO PEE AND THE FUCKIN LIGHT IN THE BATHROOM POP.
I’VE NEVER FELT SO VULNERABLE. SOMEONE LEMME COME FRU OR COME HERE AND HANG WIV ME.
Alexis Texas is the best thing to happen to porn. Ever.
If you’re a guy.
And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.
And I hear you do it.
You’re gonna have a bad time.
This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue
If I ever call a woman a bitch, it isn’t because she’s a woman, it’s because she’s being particularly bitchy at the moment, and should be made aware of it. I ain’t finna have a bad time about shit, nigga.
Think I might try The Midnight Man, or like, Daruma-San or something.
valgua I know! I can’t fucking find glass 40s anywhere anymore, mane. Shit skressful. But it tastes better to me out of plastic tbh.
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
A while back I decided to test my will and focus more on myself and “purify” and ive surpassed my expectations I deserve an award
Valerie da real MVP.